Bla, Bla, Bla... What did you say?
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname
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one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time
YES
you made the words to the song of my soul
The Bystander Effect:
(taken from Wikipedia) The bystander effect is a social psychological phenomenon that refers to cases in which individuals do not offer help to a victim. In other words, the greater the number of bystanders, the less likely it is that any one of them will help. Several variables help to explain why the bystander effect occurs. These variables include: ambiguity, cohesiveness, and diffusion of responsibility
(taken from my psych class) Basically, the bystander effect raises the question of: Why do good people let bad things happen? Humans are social animals and we take our cues from others in order to promote peace within our group. The bystander effect comes into play when there is an atrocity happening that no one around is doing anything to stop because no one else is doing anything to stop it. (and why should they? if they’re not doing it why should I? There must be some reason they’re not interfering I just can’t get involved, what can I really do?) While promoting peace within social groups is normally a good thing (but not always, ie Holocaust) getting along with others shouldn’t always be our top priority. It is important to promote peace and keep in mind other’s when doing something, but in cases where people’s lives and/or livelihood is in danger, we have to really force ourselves to think differently to save the day.
thank you Megan
you’re awesome
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My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark
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thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
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I kinda like it when a site on Chrome doesn’t load because it’s just like
aw snap your page couldnt load
fun fact: the first time i got that error, i was trying to google raven symoné and i got really freaked out because i thought google was psychic
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i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
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The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has finally been fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
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